So this morning was the first time I had vodka. It was some cheap 7 dollar bottle, and I sat around a fire at 5 am drinking. Unfortunatly I had mixed it with Mt. Dew Code Red and it tasted awful. I had the standard vending machine size bottle, drank half of it down, then poured enough vodka in to fill it back up. Needless to say, I was drunk off my ass by 7 am this morning. The bottle was taken from me some time during the morning. Apprently I woke up the neighbors by screaming FUCK and HOLY SHIT while walking around my friend's yard (I was at his house and there were 3 others there). I was later attacked by a house cat.
Woke up less than a half hour ago with a bitching headache. Going to fight it off with autism and minecraft. Oh and I guess I do not lucid dream while I am in a drunken slumber.
>I was later attacked by a house cat.
ReplyDeleteIt must have been a sight.
>I had mixed it with Mt. Dew Code Red
ReplyDeleteWorks better with normal coke.
>I was later attacked by a house cat.
I chuckled.
People there were mixing it with regular monster.
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